Here's a little ditty I'd like to tell
About the A-Rod decided to smell
He came over to NY, thought he was cool
Instead, he revealed how much he is a tool

Let me tell you this minute
This past Monday took me to the limit
A-Rod, the fool had enough
The Red Sox won the Series; oh it was rough

Then Mother Merrill laid an egg
It fired its CEO, when he laid an egg
He talked to Wachovia
Financial writers cried Foulovia

This Monday, A-Rod decided to smell
The Red Sawx swept the championship
And Mother Merrill laid an egg
Mixed in a bowl it ruined this rhyme..